Thursday, December 08, 2005
Last night at Sri Temasek (Sammyboy)
by scrobal
9 Nov 2005
85423.1
11.35pm, master bed room, Sri Temasek Annex. Aircon set at 18 degrees.
Ah Choo: Hey, old man, still on the PC. Lately you coming to bed late. Last night you were on marathoon session right ?
Old Man: Aiyah, don't disturb me, got important things to do.
Ah Choo: Wat's so important. Loong is already running the country and he has told you to butt out.
Old Man: Aiyah, who is talking about the country. Its the idiots in Sammyboy that causing me heartache.
Ah Choo: Again Sammyboy. Told you many times, it is addictive. Remember when I got hooked and ended up fighting with the old warhorse QXP.
Old Man: No lah, it not the guys who don't like the PAP. Its the so called PAP supporters.
Ah Choo: Why, they are still trying to carry balls.
Old Man: They got great difficulty explaining policies. In fact they don't explain at all. They keep using the same set of approaches. You know lah, the usual - not happy get out of the country, stop whining, do something, don't blame the PAP for everything, I am great and I can get the country out of any mess. If tomorrow I make a press release that pigs fly, they will be there defending it.
Ah Choo: Aiyah, must be the YPAP fellas again. Can't blame them, they are enthusiastic and eager. You know how it is. It like religious converts, they are more gungho about the religion than those that were born in the religion. Since they knowlingly made the choice, very paiseh to say that they got it wrong.
Old Man: By now most of the YPAP know they will never be allowed to join the main party. They don't have the mind and the IQ for anything higher. I told Vivien recently that we have to up the age limit of the YPAP from 40 to 45yrs as we did some years ago from 35 to 40yrs to contain them if not I will bags of letters when they reach 40 to let them join the main party.
Ah Choo: If they are so interested in politics and the real PAP don't want them, why don't they join the opposition parties.
Old Man: You are quite thick up there. They can't even explain simple policies, you expect them to stand for elections. The other parties also don't want them. They are merely followers who will back the winning horse. If we lose the election, they will switch to the winning party in a matter of minutes.
Ah Choo: Do you think that we will win the elections. Is the ground the sweet
Old Man: After 45 years, you still think the ground must be sweet. It is us that decides if the ground is going to be sweet. Anyway I told Loong that he is on his own. Hey, don't distract me, I need to concentrate on Sammyboy.
Ah Choo: What can you do on Sammyboy?
Old Man: I am trying to find out if anyone out there can explain our policies well. In fact there are couple of critics who give us a thrashing on some policies but understand other policies and explain it well to others. Unfortunately on the PAP side, we got imbeciles.
Ah Choo: Are they the usual lot from the time that I was addicted to Sammyboy.
Old Man: No lah, after for while, they get bored of their silly replies and go away. Got couple new ones recently and some have been on a whild goose chase. One of the forummers told this PAP supporter that Singapore wants to make Johore its 2nd state and that guy is asking for proof. How gullible can you be.
Ah Choo: hey wat about my good friend QXP. Is he still upset with us.
Old Man: No change, QXP still at it. At first, I was upset with him and now I like him very much. He is such a lovable character. Do you know that practically every of his posting has the family name. How good is that.
Ah Choo: Hey, have you written in before?
Old Man: Only one time but embarrasing. That fella Sammy told me to use "Advice" and not "Advise." I told him that I was cambridge educated and he told me "big fucks" Ok, OK, pl go away. Got one interesting thread about MRT not acting on a suspicious bag left in a carriage.
9 Nov 2005
85423.1
11.35pm, master bed room, Sri Temasek Annex. Aircon set at 18 degrees.
Ah Choo: Hey, old man, still on the PC. Lately you coming to bed late. Last night you were on marathoon session right ?
Old Man: Aiyah, don't disturb me, got important things to do.
Ah Choo: Wat's so important. Loong is already running the country and he has told you to butt out.
Old Man: Aiyah, who is talking about the country. Its the idiots in Sammyboy that causing me heartache.
Ah Choo: Again Sammyboy. Told you many times, it is addictive. Remember when I got hooked and ended up fighting with the old warhorse QXP.
Old Man: No lah, it not the guys who don't like the PAP. Its the so called PAP supporters.
Ah Choo: Why, they are still trying to carry balls.
Old Man: They got great difficulty explaining policies. In fact they don't explain at all. They keep using the same set of approaches. You know lah, the usual - not happy get out of the country, stop whining, do something, don't blame the PAP for everything, I am great and I can get the country out of any mess. If tomorrow I make a press release that pigs fly, they will be there defending it.
Ah Choo: Aiyah, must be the YPAP fellas again. Can't blame them, they are enthusiastic and eager. You know how it is. It like religious converts, they are more gungho about the religion than those that were born in the religion. Since they knowlingly made the choice, very paiseh to say that they got it wrong.
Old Man: By now most of the YPAP know they will never be allowed to join the main party. They don't have the mind and the IQ for anything higher. I told Vivien recently that we have to up the age limit of the YPAP from 40 to 45yrs as we did some years ago from 35 to 40yrs to contain them if not I will bags of letters when they reach 40 to let them join the main party.
Ah Choo: If they are so interested in politics and the real PAP don't want them, why don't they join the opposition parties.
Old Man: You are quite thick up there. They can't even explain simple policies, you expect them to stand for elections. The other parties also don't want them. They are merely followers who will back the winning horse. If we lose the election, they will switch to the winning party in a matter of minutes.
Ah Choo: Do you think that we will win the elections. Is the ground the sweet
Old Man: After 45 years, you still think the ground must be sweet. It is us that decides if the ground is going to be sweet. Anyway I told Loong that he is on his own. Hey, don't distract me, I need to concentrate on Sammyboy.
Ah Choo: What can you do on Sammyboy?
Old Man: I am trying to find out if anyone out there can explain our policies well. In fact there are couple of critics who give us a thrashing on some policies but understand other policies and explain it well to others. Unfortunately on the PAP side, we got imbeciles.
Ah Choo: Are they the usual lot from the time that I was addicted to Sammyboy.
Old Man: No lah, after for while, they get bored of their silly replies and go away. Got couple new ones recently and some have been on a whild goose chase. One of the forummers told this PAP supporter that Singapore wants to make Johore its 2nd state and that guy is asking for proof. How gullible can you be.
Ah Choo: hey wat about my good friend QXP. Is he still upset with us.
Old Man: No change, QXP still at it. At first, I was upset with him and now I like him very much. He is such a lovable character. Do you know that practically every of his posting has the family name. How good is that.
Ah Choo: Hey, have you written in before?
Old Man: Only one time but embarrasing. That fella Sammy told me to use "Advice" and not "Advise." I told him that I was cambridge educated and he told me "big fucks" Ok, OK, pl go away. Got one interesting thread about MRT not acting on a suspicious bag left in a carriage.
// 2:20 PM 
